Live cohort · Starts Sept 8
Get Your Kids to Listen — Without Nagging, Yelling, or Doing It All Yourself
Calm & Happy Parenting is a live, 5-session cohort that teaches you the exact process to get real cooperation at home — starting the same week you learn it.
Live cohort · September 8, 15, 23, 29 & October 6 · 10am Pacific
Can't make one live? Every session is recorded.
It's 5pm and you're stuck in the same fight again.
You ask them to clean their room, and they come back with the excuses. "It's not that dirty." "I'll do it later." (Spoiler: it's still not done three days later.) You're so tired of asking that you'd rather just do it yourself — again.
You've read the books. You've watched the videos. You know you're supposed to stay calm, get curious, whatever. But in the actual moment, when your kid is pushing back for the fifth time today, none of it comes to mind. You just react.
Here's the truth: you don't have a consistency problem. You have a repetition problem. Parenting is a performance skill, not a knowledge skill — reading about it once was never going to make it automatic.
One process. taught over fIVE live sessions.
Calm & Happy Parenting is built on the HAPPY Framework — a repeatable process that gets your family working with you instead of against you. Not through more control. Through more connection, and a plan that actually holds.
This isn't a course you watch once and forget. It's fiive live working sessions where you bring what's happening in your house that week, and leave with exactly what to do next.
What we cover, session by session
01
Sept 8 · Have Priorities
Stop trying to fix everything at once. Learn to pick the one thing that will actually move the needle in your house this month — and let the rest go without guilt.
02
Sept 15 · Appreciate Your Kid's Point of View
Most "defiant" behavior isn't defiance at all. Learn to find out what's actually going on with your kid — so you're solving the real problem instead of guessing.
03
Sept 23 · Process & Problem-Solve Together
How to say what you need without a fight.
04
Sept 29 · Problem-Solve Together
How to get your kid genuinely on board with the solution instead of just complying until you leave the room.
04
Oct 6 · Yield the Work
The part everyone skips: actually handing tasks off, watching your kid do it imperfectly, and not taking it back. This is where the change becomes permanent.
The average rating from moms who've done this: 9.2 out of 10.
Every single person who's taken this course rated it 8 or higher.
"I have gotten my kids to pick things up without asking."
Jennifer Vanderschans
"I had my daughter put her own laundry away before iPad time. That's a big win — she has never done it on her own before."
Rebecca Plettner
"I am calmer, and therefore so are the kids. There is a lot less drama. They are becoming more independent, and I actually have some time for myself."
Tracey Hay
Before you sign up, a few honest answers
"What if I've tried everything and nothing works?"
"What if I can't make it live every week?"
"Does this work for toddlers / teens / neurodivergent kids?"
"What if my partner isn't on board?"
Your Teacher & Coach
JoAnn Crohn, M.Ed
JoAnn Crohn is the founder of No Guilt Mom, host of the No Guilt Mom podcast, and author of The Best Mom is a Happy Mom. She's taught this exact process to hundreds of moms who wanted a calmer house without becoming a different kind of parent than they wanted to be.
Your next fight with your kid doesn't have to go the same way it always does.
Five live sessions. One process. Starts September 8.
Doors close the morning of September 8, right before session 1.